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Jun 26 2007

Do you get the joke?

time to read 1 min | 28 words

This just passed my email, and brought an ironic grin.

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26 Jun 2007
14:07 PM

Jeff Brown

Not sure I get the joke, but...

Are you somehow implying that BizTalk and Agile do not go together? gasp! Or is it framework-itis again?

26 Jun 2007
16:40 PM

Ayende Rahien

You got that. :-)

26 Jun 2007
21:07 PM

Oran

The name doesn't quite roll off the tongue... Microsoft ESB Guidance June 2007 Community Release, Microsoft ESB Guidance June 2007 Community Release, Microsoft ESB Guidance June 2007 Community Release.... say that three times fast. You don't feel so agile now, do you?

I also find it ironic that they feel the need to inject the word Community into an already long title. Does insisting on a community make it so? Or is it meant to imply that most releases aren't meant for "the community", but this one is? Just call it "beta" and be done with it. That's the Web 2.0 way of implying "community", although leave it to Microsoft to invent/rebrand their own euphemisms... "Shared Source", "Community Technology Preview", "Rich Interactive Applications" instead of "Rich Internet Applications", etc. At least they dropped the "Technology Preview" part.

27 Jun 2007
12:13 PM

Dave

heh :)

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