Oren Eini

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Dec 30 2007

Hostile Code Review

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31 Dec 2007
02:03 AM

Derik Whittaker

Hey, how did you get that photo of my last code review....?

31 Dec 2007
03:09 AM

c.sokun

You got to be kidding me :)

31 Dec 2007
17:22 PM

Tom Opgenorth

Nice to know I'm not the only one coding with firearms at hand. :)

(are those something you took home from your days working in a prison? )

04 Jan 2008
14:08 PM

Igor Damiani

ROFTL!!!

:-)

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