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Dec 09 2007

Does this send the right... message?

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I am writing sample application:

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Avish
09 Dec 2007
18:23 PM
Avish

This has an obvious bug, namely, that it outputs the word "laugh!You", which is misspelled (it should be "laff!Hue").

Rik Hemsley
09 Dec 2007
18:59 PM
Rik Hemsley

Is it a sign that I'm getting old and boring that I wouldn't put that message in an app?

My reasoning: 'sample' code can often end up in production - and you forget about these little things you left in there as a joke. It's quite embarrassing if/when they're discovered.

Jeff Tucker
10 Dec 2007
20:43 PM
Jeff Tucker

Be careful that such things don't make it into production. I wrote a proof of concept app one time many years ago and the client called me one day and said that he tried to click something and it gave an error that read: "Mr T says: I pitty the po' foo' that don't have a valid connection string"

Avish
10 Dec 2007
21:07 PM
Avish

LOL.

Perhaps you can put that in a language pack. Say, "Condescending (co-CO)".

Ayende Rahien
10 Dec 2007
21:55 PM
Ayende Rahien

ROTFL

Judah Himango
11 Dec 2007
04:14 AM
Judah Himango

Heheheh, this is excellent, I'll have to forward this to my co-workers.

I love Jeff's example. I'm gonna start using some Mr. T messages in the future. :-D

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