Oren Eini

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Oren Eini

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RavenDB - High-Performance NoSQL Document Database

Nov 07 2006

Can you spot the joke?

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Okay, so I highjacked the company's job spot to put my job advertisement. I think that is is doing a much better job than a generic "dotNet programmer with 2 year exp." You can see this here. (Suggestions are welcomed, by the way).

Anyway, there is a joke there, can you spot it?

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