Welcome to my humble abode, traveler.
My name is Ayende Rahien, a little known mage that deals with the mysteries of the modern world. I dabble in programming and science fiction and occasionally I attempt a work of fiction. I welcome you to my place, and invite you to share a drink and relax, we've much to discuus.
Do not fear me, for I'm nice.
But remember: "Never anger a wizard, for they are subtle and quick to anger."