High performant way for waking REALLY fast

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Precondition: Extremely sleepy.

Solution: Go to a coffee shop, order their strongest coffee, add lots of sugar. Go to the table and take a sip. Spill the coffee on top of the hideously expensive MacBook Pro.

Result: Instant wakefulness.

The MBP seems fine, and I am using it to type this, but that was a big scare.