Geek Scripture
At first, there was the bit. And the bit shifted left, and the bit shifted right, and there was the byte. The byte grew into a word, and then into double word. And the developer saw the work and it was good. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
On the next day, the developer came back to the work and couldn’t figure out what he was thinking last night, and spent the whole day figuring that out.