Oren Eini

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Dec 13 2006

Real Quotes from a Status Meeting

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Yes, they actually were said in a meeting yesterday:

This is a feature, not a bug.
Not supported
The spec is flawed.

No, it wasn't me saying them, and they actually made sense in context (but were hilarious none the less).

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