My Startup Idea: Rocket Launcher
Taking advantage of a loophole in the export laws and some creative marketing, I am pretty sure that a startup to sell USB Nuclear Powered Rocket Launchers to petty tyrants is the next big thing.*
Wish me well, I now need to learn how to say I come in peace in Persian.
* This is a three level joke, if you don't get, don't worry, it is not intended to you.
Comments
Dude, someone already beat you to it! ;-)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/8a0f/
I hope you've got a Delorean with a flux capacitor in it to get away, once the petty tyrant realizes the nuclear part of the system is the launcher and not the actual missiles.
yes, I know.
Mine is going to be nuclear.
I think Persians will be satisfied with a regular "Salaam 'Aleykum".
Your idea is brilliant. I have only one question: why USB?
For a project like that you MUST go with Firewire. :-)
Salaam is fine and don't worry about export laws, it can always be exported to Dubai, or China and then re-export to Iran by any of the thousands of Iranian re-export companies operating in those countries :)
Probably you could sell some of them to Venezuela :P
Probably you could sell some of them to Venezuela :P
George Bush might come across this post and think you are serious.